Women in Law Enforcement

I was chatting with a homeland security former student of mine the other day. He was telling me about the drama of the holiday season. I told him point blank, you guys NEED to have women in better positions! I can almost guarantee that if a woman was screening crazy dude, she would have noticed a bulge in his pants!!! She would have stopped him, searched him and if in fact it was not a bomb but a true bulge, she would have gotten all of his contact information and had a date with him that night!!! Needless to say my friend fell out laughing over the phone. He said, "I thought the first thing a woman looks at on a man was his eyes." I had to divulge a secret, no guys, we check out the package first, then make you turn around, check out the wallet in your back pocket then we look at your eyes! We do have priorities ya know!!!

I crack myself up.